hello girls and boys.
we shall start the 1st lesson for today.
and the 1st lesson is.

[do not fu*k with boys.]

boys get turned on easily.
they always get wild.
they always cheat on girls.
after you're done with him.
you can say bye bye to him FOREVER!
so boys and girls.
any questions?

SAMANTHA : How i know my guy is cheating on me?

samantha. that is easy to answer.
if they ever look like a thai worker, ditch them.
anymore questions?

MYNA : How would i know if he wants me for what i am and not who i am?

that is another easy question Myna.
you can test him wherther he gets turned on easily.
and when he gets turned on straight away.
use your hand bag to whack him.
unless you want to have it with him.

JOANNE : How would i know when is he genuine with his words?

hmmm. boys are never good with words.
they are only genuine when they ask you to marry him.

that's enough questions about this topic.
remember to turn up for our next lesson.
Class Stand
STUDENTS : Thank You mr. Drakemus


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